hoenngarbage:

The ghosts in Luigi’s mansion: *living their ghostly lives harming no one*

Luigi:

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kumboochies:

nezclaw:

ratfuck:

ratfuck:

askmichigan:

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Smells like disappointment

oh fuck you

op has michigan in their url this is propaganda

more astronauts are from ohio than anywhere else. coincidence? i think not

Imagine being a child in Ohio wanting to go to space just so you can experience something for the first time in your life.

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bitchassgone-deactivated2021011:

bitchassgone-deactivated2021011:

bitchassgone-deactivated2021011:

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.

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blackwell-academys-airdrop:

ineffablewitch:

1nsomnizac:

ask-bot:

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

i would literally always freeze time to sleep that way i would never waste time sleeping again. also. ALSO. FUCK MATE. Not feeling like going to work? Freeze time and chill until you do. In a shitty situation that has you in danger? Freeze time and walk away to safety. its. so useful. I literally. dream about this ability.

This reeks Max Caulfield energy

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imblacmajik:

Clear Skin & A lot of money

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money 

Clear Skin & A lot of money

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ndiecity:

cinnamon-rell:

ndiecity:

kestrele:

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

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you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

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elijah-kamski:

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I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now

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fuck-yeah-feminist:

zubat:

Opinions aren’t permanent. It’s okay to change your opinion based on new information.

Friendly reminder: We’re all learning and growing.

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